One million and one...

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times…

1. No Greer, I have NO idea where your "pigty" is…
2. I’ll be there in a minute! …or two!
3. Don’t make me come in there – someone might die!
4. 1… 2… 2 and a half… OMG, are you going to make me say 3?
5. Why are you outside with no shoes on?
6. Why are you outside with no clothes on?
7. Where is your backpack?
8. No, you cannot check out early today!
9. Did you brush your teeth?
10. Leave him/her alone!
11. If I have to tell you one more time…
12. That’s it, you’re grounded.
13. Did you tee tee in your panties…again?
14. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
15. I’m going to call Santa Claus.
16. …and the Easter Bunny
17. …and the Tooth Fairy
18. Put the ice cream up – we are eating dinner first.
19. Have you lost your mind (‘cause I know I have…)
20. Because I’m the only momma here.
21. Yes…didn’t you mean yes mam.
22. I am not scared to give you something to cry about.
23. Ain’t – ain’t a word!
24. Back in my day…
25. Turn down the TV…NOW!
26. I’ll slap you naked and hide your clothes…
27. Go ask your Daddy
28. Yes, you have to eat everything I put on your plate.
29. You were not raised in a barn.
30. I love you

…except for the last…which I’ve said one million and one.

Any Questions?